i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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3pm strippers are depressing
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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