You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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