She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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