I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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