what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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