Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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