): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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