Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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