Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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