I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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