Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
soo... how was my night?
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