Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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