i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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