Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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