sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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