you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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