just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
tell me about the eggs
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