I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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