Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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