Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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