you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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