He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks