is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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