I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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