do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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