I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We don't watch enough power rangers
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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