Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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