I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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