Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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