He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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