i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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