My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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