bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Will exercising make me less horny?
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