just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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