i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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