he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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