If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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