Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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