I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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