What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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