some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
tell me about the fingering
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