so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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