OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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I need to sanitize my soul.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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