barbara walters just said penis...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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