so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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