Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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