i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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