alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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