She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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