I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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