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I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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