I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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