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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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