Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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