Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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